The humor of Homer :)

17 Mar
  • No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
  • Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!
  • Press any key to continue, where’s the any key?
  • I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten
  • What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
  • Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
  • If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.
  • So a few people won’t get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: “Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.” Big loss!
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6 Responses to “The humor of Homer :)”

  1. Imran Khan March 17, 2009 at 7:00 AM #

    D’OH!

  2. |eemz March 17, 2009 at 11:44 AM #

    🙂 Cowabunga, dude!

  3. Zaheer Iqbal Naru March 17, 2009 at 3:48 PM #

    best animated series

  4. Zaheer Iqbal Naru March 17, 2009 at 4:29 PM #

    my name is max. power
    i picked it up from the hair drier

  5. |eemz March 17, 2009 at 8:08 PM #

    @ Zaheer: absolutely!

    Homer: Uh, oh. Here comes Lorne Michaels. Pretend you don’t see him.
    Lorne: Ah, Max Power. Trent said I absolutely must meet you. This is fabulous …
    Homer: Anyway, Marge, how do you feel about the economy?
    (Lorne walks away dejected)

  6. Nomi March 18, 2009 at 7:02 PM #

    LoL .. Homer is awesome! 😀

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