Get a life,Woman!

8 Mar

On this International Women’s Day 2009, i would like to say something to all the ladies out there.

  • Stop bitching about your friends, friends of your friends,ย  your in-laws, or the woman next door or someone friends to your neighbor.
  • It’s high time you grow out of your obsessive-complex about that equality issue between men and women, learn more about Islam, it will satisfy all your questions. Otherwise you ain’t getting anywhere.
  • You are beautiful the way you are. Stop underestimating yourself.
  • You don’t have to bear his useless crap, just because he’s your husband. Don’t let him treat you like an animal.
  • Get an extra hour of sleep if you want and tell your husband and children to respect your privacy.
  • Try lovin’ your in-laws.They ain’t that bad and do it for a reason and the reason being to please Allah in every possible way.
  • Try to learn kung-fu or some other form of self-defense course and avoid practicing it on your hubby ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Enjoy whatever your doing & think different because, thinking different makes all the difference.
  • Get a manicure, pedicure, facial or something to pamper yourself.
  • Get a life. Don’t get glum- get a hobby.
  • Know your rights in Islam.
  • Investing time in learning your responsibilities according to Islamic preachings is far, far better than watching T.v, seriously ladies, come ‘on!
  • Learn everything about Islam. Know what’s written in Quran, don’t just restrict reading it on funerals, Kul or only on Jummairat. Make a habit of reading it on daily basis and spread the word.
  • Avoid making emotional decisions, invite logic and rationalism more into your life.
  • They say “women are emotional creatures, always complaining, crying, yelling- just too damn moody and complex”, fix it or else :@
  • Lose that baby belly pudge will ya! palese! ๐Ÿ™‚
  • Think, ponder, make a plan.

Always know: A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

Happy International Women’s day, ladies! ๐Ÿ™‚

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15 Responses to “Get a life,Woman!”

  1. Adnan Siddiqi March 8, 2009 at 7:06 PM #

    simply awesome. However I am afraid the way you have involved so much in your post, some enlightened mind is going to label you a “Mullah” ๐Ÿ™‚

    and “Always Know” part is hilarious yet true ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Adnan Siddiqi March 8, 2009 at 7:09 PM #

    “so much in” as “so much Islam in”
    :<
    my keyboard is eating words

  3. UTP March 8, 2009 at 7:25 PM #

    I think I really like this post…I ll trackback this some time…

    good work…

  4. leemz March 8, 2009 at 11:00 PM #

    @ Adnan: Oh my thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

    @UTP: Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. ะดยงmะด March 8, 2009 at 11:30 PM #

    Agree in totality … Women make their lives hell by choice usually :/

  6. leemz March 8, 2009 at 11:48 PM #

    Totally! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ sad but true.

  7. Hamza March 10, 2009 at 12:31 PM #

    I think it is a very well-balanced message. I don’t think you’re in danger of being ousted by enlightened minds from their sphere. With a post like this I think you’re in danger of being ousted by both enlightened and constipated minds. So, congratulations! You’re in heaven ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. leemz March 10, 2009 at 1:17 PM #

    lol lucky me hehehehehe i try, i try ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Adnan Siddiqi March 11, 2009 at 10:22 PM #

    Asma kitni aqalmand hogaye hay shadi key baad ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Raza March 12, 2009 at 5:31 AM #

    Good stuff. Well written

  11. |eemz March 13, 2009 at 12:44 AM #

    Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. mubi March 23, 2009 at 4:33 PM #

    utp referred to your blog and my visit has been worth it ๐Ÿ™‚ some really good pointers ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. |eemz March 29, 2009 at 2:40 PM #

    gee thanks mubi ๐Ÿ™‚ blushing* ๐Ÿ˜‰

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