The humor of Homer :)

• No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
• Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!
• Press any key to continue, where’s the any key?
• I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten
• What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.
• Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
• If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.
• So a few people won’t get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: “Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.” Big loss!

trick or treat? Trick for sure!